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 We traveled the world, even Arkansas, and gathered up stuff from far and wide. Then folks started hearing about what we were doing and durn! The stuff started coming to us! Why, folks was showing up right and left with weirdest stuff we ever done heard of. We even had to do some serious studying to find out what some of this stuff meant, but when we did… Wow! You just gotta see all this stuff! We did some shrewd tradin’ too. I mean shrewd! All the stories are here. And we fixed it so you can buy any one of these you want, too. We kind of wish you would ‘cause it’s coming bass season and we ain’t got no boat! How we gonna enjoy our favorite sandwich, p. b. j. (peaches, bass and jelly), without a bass boat? Keep readin’.  

 Here’s how it started. Me ‘n Dave was having a few beers and Dave said he was gonna get the rock that killed Goliath and sell it on eBay. Then I reminded him about Bob and his trip over yonder and all about that there rock he brought back with him. That was the rock that done kilt Goliath, I pointed out. So we went to Corpus Christi and looked up Bob. Then… Well you can go to the page to read the whole story. Click your thingy here and you can read the whole story. 

By now, just about everybody has heard about Adam and Eve. They were the first couple. No, I don’t mean they were the president and his squeeze, I mean the first. Ever! And then all about this here apple and how it caused all the trouble after them two et it. Boy, howdy! You ought to read about that!

Joe Bob just thought is was some finger marks in the dirt ‘til he took a closer look. Why, there’s only one thing it could be. We figured something as important as fire must have had some planning put into it. I mean, come on! Them cave folks couldn’t cook their deer without fire. Why, if it weren’t for fire, them folks couldn’t have used all that stoneware!

When you read what Vasel Floyd went through just to get this, you won’t believe it. But if Vasel Floyd says it’s so, then we believe him. He was just doing a survey job when he come across these here folks. He didn’t have any idea what this would come to.

Old Steinbeck didn’t tell anyone where the actual grapes were. We had to go searching. We went all over the place trying to find these. We went to Oklahoma, Arkansas and North Carolina chasing down these. It seemed like every clue we got was thinner than the last one, and the first clue was thinner’n Granny’s hair.

That there John Hancock had this great big signature on the U.S. Declaration of Independence back when we was having all that trouble with the British. J. R. ran into the fella in a Boston bar while he was up there with a load of fertilizer for the Wal-Mart garden department. Anyway, he got the quill from this here John P. Hancock and now you can buy it.

Old Icarus just would not listen to his daddy and it cost him. But Tater Smoot was there and got some of that wax his daddy used to hold them wings together. Why, if it hadn't been for old Tater we wouldn't be able to offer you this little piece of Greek myth. Where else you gonna get a thing like this.